Perhaps he'll spend of his $258 million winnings to fix his teeth.
Ready. Aim. Fire.
Looks like Bret Michaels may not be momma's "Fallen Angel" after all.
It's official: Charlie Sheen is having a midlife crisis. He shaved his head. He was caught visiting a $3,000 hooker. And he has split with his wife (I guess beating her up is not a good start). What a good guy...
Someone wants to pay Ricky Martin $20 million for a book deal? MUY LOCO!
Instead of rohypnol will men resort to dropping a new Pfizer drug in a woman's drink?
Shy pee'ers fear this guy.
Yet another reason why Detroit deserves the reputation is has
Kevorkian's van taken off life support on eBay.
Britney Spear's manager is trying to convince the producers of "Glee" to do an all-Britney Spears episode. Apparently the music will start off wholesome, then turn into a chaotic and utter mess followed by a trampy recovery.
A third of women say pets listen better than husbands. What the survey fails to mention is that 100% of men would listen to their wives if they could spend all day licking themselves.
God has a sick sense of humor...but at least he hates Spencer Pratt too.
Never take money away from an old Jewish man.
Tabloid mags are in shock that the pals, friends and sources of the world failed to scoop Sandra Bullock's adoption of a baby boy.
If Matt Millen were making the calls, he would most likely call the Croatian team a bunch of Polacks after this play.
Mexico is alerting their residents about travel in the U.S.?! Have they not traveled to Ciudad Juarez?!
One time when Jenny Craig and horse can be used in the same sentence without too much insult.
Detroit police at their finest.
God bless the good people of NYC...if there are any.
Favorite textfromlastnight: (419): So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Favorite testfromlastnight: (817): My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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