Satuday Rants and Raves

I've never wanted to be water more in my life.

Anyone else think that Tiger owes Jesse James a gift basket for taking the focus off of him?  James, not to be outdone, not only cheated on his wife but also got his love of the Nazis exposed.  Classy guy...

Anna Paquin just got a lot hotter...

John Forsythe got to meet the Angels today. RIP Charlie.

Looks like Gerard Butler is getting more than just a bit of a-- in this one...

Harold and Kumar are back for a Christmas movie...now we have to hope that NPH will be back too.

Who knew Republicans even knew about topless dancing...

 
Hey look...two singers America could care less about seeing in concert, separate or together.

Speaking of singers no one cares about, Ricky Martin is livin' la vida gay.  Was there really any question?!

Where was Dr. Doug Ross when we needed him?  RIP David Mills.

Anyone who would stalk washed up actor Ben Affleck must really be insane.

Looks like Erin Andrews may be doing the horizontal mambo with her DWTS partner.

Does anyone man want to be near Kate Gosselin?

You mean Jay Sean wouldn't be popular if his stage name was Kamaljit Singh Jhoot?  Check out 100 pop star's real names.

With  people spending their hard earned dollars on movies and making 2009 the highest box office in history, it was only a matter of time until the theatres decided to rape the American public.

Why do they got to be hatin' on Obama's "package"?

Favorite textfromlastnight:
(404: She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
(678): So... What happend then?
(404): We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.

Additional favorite textfromlastnight: (916): She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad