NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor reportedly sacks a 17-year old.
Everyone's favorite Golden Girl posts huge ratings for her hosting of SNL. Way to rock out BDub!
Hooters = boobs. Adolescent boys love boobs. So Hooters sponsoring an adolescent boys team simply makes sense.
The Christian right already has no sense of humor so one can only imagine what Fox News will do with the news that Comedy Central is potentially adding a show about JC.
Justin Bieber's tweet results in death threats for Kim Kardashian (I know, I know...we could only hope). Isn't Bieber a little young for no-reason-to-be-famous-except-for-her-homemade-porn-video Kardashian? Heck, she can fit him in that behind of hers.
Joaquin Phoenix officially pulls off one of the best publicity stunts ever. Can't wait for the movie of the Phoenix rising.
So much for the TSA not using screening devices for ill-ridden purposes. At least one of their own took control of the situation...though it might have been a mini baton from the looks of the story.
America's favorite Nazi (besides Jesse James) outed for his douchebag behavior.
Chaz Bono is officially a
Kelly Clarkson attempts to torch a career that is already on the downward spiral. BTW, if Kelly Clarkson and Kirstie Alley were left in a room with nothing to eat, who would eat the other first?
Lindsay Lohan leaks new song "Can't Stop. Won't Stop"...sounds like a threat to our ears. And I don't think this is the only thing of Lohan that is leaking...
The Seattle Mariners decide to let "The Kid" sleep.
Favorite textfromlastnight: (843): when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Favorite textfromlastnight2: (931): My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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