When I first read about a giant sinkhole, I thought they were talking about Lindsay Lohan's va-jay-jay.
Tiger Woods parts ways with his swing coach...rumor is that Elin is going to hire him to polish up her swing.
Who would win in a fight, you ask? Harry Potter or James Bond? Apparently Harry wins.
Note to Yahoo columnist: it is not a surprise if you tell us what the surprise is.
Russell Crowe hates the Irish.
Republicans make off with a truckload of sex toys.
Where in the world is Matt Lauer? Reportedly not at home.
Niecy Nash kicked off of DWTS, the world collectively gasps, "WHO?!".
Playboy to include 3-D glasses for next month's centerfold...never again will fake breasts look the same. It is only a matter of time until Playboy attempts pop up centerfolds.
Jon and Kate reunite and the environment is near its 'tipping point'...coincidence?
Trump does what he does best with added publicity for the Miss USA competition. I have seen more risque pics in Cosmopolitan. Calm down Fox News viewers.
Looks like whatever sleeping bug hit Ken Griffey Jr. has found its way to Keith Hernandez. Of course, it could just be that baseball is the most boring sport to watch!
Add Will Smith to the list of actors who may be past their prime...Men In Black 3 has received the greenlight.
Favorite textfromlastnight: (501): This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Favorite textfromlastnight2: (269): Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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