Douche bags of the week? The Itawamba County school board for canceling prom instead of letting an 18-year old senior attend the prom with her girlfriend? Apparently you can marry your brother or sister, but dating someone of the opposite sex is outlawed.
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for what she considers to be an attack on her...is that attack based on the fact that a character in the commercial is named Lindsay or that the babies are simply better actors than her?
What will Corey Feldman do now?!
Lock up your daughters...Tiger is making a comeback.
Speaking of Tiger, at least one thing good has come out of the Tiger debacle for other douches as result of his infidelity. Man, I bet Kwame is wishing he had loaded this onto his phone!
Best headline of the day: Gerard Butler Trims Jennifer Aniston's Bush...for a second I thought John Mayer was making waves yet again.
So now I have to rely on the douche bag with the most money to save my life?!
Are we supposed to be shocked?
People actually pay for porn?! Do these folks not own computers?!
You would think Big Ben was a receiver with hands like this...
Is that a banana in your pants?
With one foot already in the grave, Blockbuster opens it up for a quicker death.
Favorite textfromlastnight (tie): (404): It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Favorite textfromlastnight (tie): (401): What the f-ck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky f-cking guy.
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