Douchebag: just admit that you want a piece of "MacGruber"...no one wants to see "MacGyver" on the big screen (of course most people don't want to see "MacGruber" on the big screen either!).
What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans? A whine cellar. And that is just what we saw after MSU fans made a stink about the new logo. Whiners.
Excuse me, I think I have to go pee...and f-ck. Best or most disgusting promo idea ever? I guess the best if you are first...not sure how great if you are number 25.
Worst job in America.
Someone meaner than Simon Cowell?!
Kirstie Alley is feuding with Joy Behar as a result of Behar's coverage of Tiger Woods on HLN; after tweeting "Cheating is between a husband and wife. Not...Joy Bewhore", Alley ate Behar.
Us Weekly had a casting director tell who should star in a movie on the Tiger Woods scandal including Mariah Carey as Jaimee Grubbs. I am not sure who should be more insulted at that casting, Mariah or Jaimee? Then again, they're both whores so does it matter?!
Christina Aguilera meet your future.
http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/whoworeitbest/photos/christina-vs-donatella-2010281/results
Texts from last night:
You really are a lunatic. Have I mentioned that. Howard Stern on American Idol might mean that I will actually start watching it. He'll probably go into his cutesy voice and do a lot of, "hey baby, turn around and let me see those panties..." Now THAT'S entertainment! And you know, I'm not sure what Kirstie Alley's deal is with Joy Behar but my own rant on Kirstie is - if she likes food, let her eat it and let her just be fat. Why are the tabloids so obsessed with the weight of a lady in her mid-fifties? For real? They need to worry more about these actresses and socialites dropping like flies because they won't eat. Oh, and the Donatella-Cristina comparison? Hilarious!
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