Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday's Rants and Raves

 
 
My Boner has been found and he is no more.  RIP.


Apparently having 17 kids out of wedlock is okay in the NBA, however chewing on a straw is a big no-no.  What a joke of a league.


Plushenko: you lost.  Get over it.  Now go cut your mullet.


Dying your hair in the spirit of your country: commendable.  Placing 12th: pathetic.



Patti, there are better ways to get attention than ripping on the talent of the Idol judges.  99.9% of America wouldn't be able to place you in a lineup...sh-t, Brian Dunkelman would get more recognition than your washed up a--.


I could think of a million different ways to spend $1,000,000 than for a ring and more importantly for a girl that has as little talent as Hillary Duff.


Even Twitterers like Conan more than loser Leno.


Wow, for a second I had to wonder whether Mischa Barton is now a pregnant prostitute in real life or just playing one on TV.  Think about it: "Law and Order" does like to showcase stories ripped from the headlines.


Watch them wiggle. Pamela Anderson rumored to participate in the next season of "Dancing with the Stars".


Wow, Carrot Top really looks awful these days.


Is Chris Brown really the person you want getting your back when your life is in turmoil?  That is a little like having Charles Manson support you when you're on trial for murder.

Favorite textfromlastnight: (845): our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

1 comment:

  1. Ha...excellent. First off, so sad about Boner. Depression sucks. Secondly, why the heck is that guy chewing a straw while he plays basketball? What a dummy! And don't you think you could have found a better picture of my doppelganger, Miss Pamela Anderson?

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