George the Animal Steele at my Bar Mitzvah was cool, but meeting a Jewish boxer (they exist?), getting seats for all of your friends for the match, and then a signed Yankees ball for you and your friends just to change the date of your Bar Mitzvah? Priceless.
Who is running the Tea Party, the KKK?!
Lisa Rinna ripping Heidi Montag = Pot calling the kettle black. How many plastic Barbie dolls do you think could be made out of these two ugly whores?!
So twice-divorced Madonna is NBC's choice as part of the celebrity panel on NBC's new show, "Marriage Ref"? Apparently Elizabeth Taylor, Tiger Woods, and Jennifer Aniston were not available?
Speaking of Tiger, looks like he will be renting out the Staples Center to apologize to his wife and all of his mistresses on Friday.
My eyes, they burn!
"I feel an obligation to better my work, and keep saying no, and keep expecting to get as good as you give," Sandra Bullock stated at the Annual Academy Awards luncheon.
Sandra, it was one movie and you are far from Meryl Streep. Sh-t, you were nominated for a Razzie as Worst Actress the same year you were nominated for an Oscar. When you have one strong performance and 30 piss-poor ones, you simply got lucky.
Bayh Bayh to another Democrat in Congress...sorry to see someone leave who really does want to change this country.
Apparently Kevin Eubanks hates Jay Leno as much as half of America. Good man.
DePaul AD blows 12-year old potential recruit...and not in a way a 12-year old wants.
Favorite textfromlastnight: (831): period poops. best. ever.
(925): omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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