Gag Me on Group Night

And so we moved onto group night, the most confusing experiment to find those good enough to move onto the next round and ultimately into the top 24.  One, this is a solo competition with only one winner so why do I care how they work with others?  Two, why the f-ck is choreography important?!  Unless Simon Cowell is going refrain from commenting on the moves of a contestant when we get into top 24, drop this silly act.

And does anyone feel like this group sh-t is a broken record?  Every year the same drama: group members going to bed early, some not pulling their weight, arguments over song choice, yada, yada, yada.  Enough is enough.

Jareb Liewer wins the Diva award for his incessant whining and embarrassing sass.  Just behind him was Mary Powers.  I couldn't help but hope that someone would take a shotgun to Mary Powers, her annoying voice and her overbearing personality.  Powers was definitely the girl in high school who played the school drama queen and who people wanted to punch in the face.  Rhianna wannabe Theri also bothered the living hell out of me.  And Maddie Penrose's glasses?  Are we stuck in the f-ckin' 80's?!

Sh-t, don't even get me started on Jonah Hill doppelganger (for all of you lame FB fans) Mark Labriola who sobbed like someone shot his dog.  Chubby should be used to be hearing no from the number of times he has heard it from girls he tries to pick up...suck it up p-ssy!

And what the f-ck was Randy Jackson wearing? After taking the shotgun to Mary Powers, I felt like taking it to the birds/ducks flying around on his sweater jacket.

As for the solid performers, Ashley Rodriguez and Michelle Delamor seem like they will bring a strong R&B vibe to the top 24 with Andrew Garcia perhaps taking the favorite role on the men's side.

Perhaps the best news of the night was Benjamin Honeycutt not making it to the next round as he was on the leaked list of those making it into the top 24.  There is hope for Didi Benami after all.

At this point in the competition, it looks like it is going to be a girl's year...perhaps with Andrew Garcia as a spoiler.  Of course, Idol lives for not showcasing much of the talent so that they can surprise us later (a la Kris Allen last year).