Sunday's Rants and Raves

I can't find my Boner!

*On a serious note, if anyone has seen Boner or has information about his whereabouts, last seen in Vancouver on February 14th, call 911.

Lower Merion School District responds to allegations that they were spying on students via embedded web cams in student computers: at least our teachers weren't sleeping with students!

Down syndrome girl tells Palin to get a f-ckin' sense of humor!

Apparently winning a medal doesn't get you a little a-head in life.

Heard a promo for "The View" today that stated "Evan Bayh talks to the View and you know the questions will be tough"...is that because it is damn near impossible for a normal human being to endure four women blabbing at him all at once (especially when it is these four yentas)?

Speaking of enduring five women at once (or at least count fourteen), Tiger made an apology on Friday.

Prior to Valentine's Day, Walgreen's promoted use of their "personal gift advisers".  Ladies, if your man bought you a Valentine's gift from Walgreen's, let alone had to leverage one of their "personal gift advisers", it may just be time to get a new man.

Women across London experienced the most disappointing Valentine's Day surprise in years.

"Valentine's Day", the movie" received one of the best reviews in years after Roger Ebert wrote, "I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again." Ouch!

Favorite textfromlastnight: (401): so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator