Final Thoughts

The most effective government in my mind is one that doesn't even make it to work.  Keep snowing!

No.

A woman who doesn't talk back most of the time and doesn't care (well, really know) where you go?  My future 2nd wife?

Yeah, Megan Fox's thumb, that's was what I was looking at during her Super Bowl commercial.

Besides hating Conan O'Brien, apparently NBC hates African-Americans, as well.  Classy NBC, classy.

F-ck that, no cheating? WTF?!

They can't find a cure for cancer, but at least we can now dunk and squeeze out our ketchup now.  Seriously, WTF?!

" True artist and writer and communicator. It's not about that technically perfect performance." How about a mediocre performance, at least?  I'm sorry, I thought that being a vocal artist meant you actually were able to sing.  And blaming it on a technical issue?!  Taylor Swift hitting a solid note is like the Lions winning the Super Bowl...it ain't going to happen.

Clarkson bitch slaps the moron who defended Swift and blasted AI talent in the process.

Objectifying Lindsey Vonn? I didn't think about mistakenly bumping into Vonn with my crotch numerous times at all when seeing the new SI cover.

CBS is okay promoting Tim Tebow's pro-life foundation, however a humorous dating site for gay people is too taboo...who is running CBS these days, Rupert Murdoch?!

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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.

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New charity walk idea!

Now what am I supposed to look at online each night?!  The Netherlands must be so proud.

Pauley from "Jersey Shore" on NBC's Today last week: "It's, um, it's a different show. I mean, you put a bunch of teenage people, we're only in our twenties..."   Hey Einstein, since when are folks in their twenties considered teenagers?  And this is what the youth of America are watching?!

Figure skater Johnny Weir skated to Lady GaGa's "Poker Face" recently...want a scary thought?  Imagine these two having a child together.  Now that you've scratched your eyes out, which one acts as the girl and which one acts as the guy during this disturbing thought?!