Tonight we were graced with "I want to be a bada-- but I'm really just a cute little rocker chick who thought it would be cool to get married at 22 but then realized there is a lot more d--k out there leading her to file for divorce at just 25" Avril Lavigne as our first judge. With comments as exciting as her singing career, Avril was thankfully only featured in just 30 minutes of the show.
Unfortunately, between Avril and second guest judge, Katy Perry, Idol chose to spend the majority of time on folks who had no chance of making and who were not even entertaining. Even worse, many couldn't even stand to look at the face of the judges since they knew their performances were a joke and that they were simply being given their 15 seconds of fame. Outside of blogging losers like me, I simply wish that people wouldn't watch these silly audition rounds.
As for the more talented folks this evening, "rocker chick" (in asterisks since she was a poor representation for a rocker much like guest judge Avril Lavigne) Mary Powers impressed the judges...don't expect to see much of her in the future as she simply doesn't have "it".
As for heavily searched Andrew Garcia (apparently someone people were searching often for online this past week), he did not disappoint with an Adam Levine sound alike on Maroon 5's "Sunday Morning". Andrew's parents, former gang bangers, celebrated by inviting the Crips over for dinner.
And last, Lux's new friend (a nod to new show "Life Unexpected), Chris Golightly, made it to Hollywood with his sweet, but unexciting voice receiving four approvals. Snore...
As for the biggest waste of time, Jason Greene, who sang "I Touch Myself", it is true, when girls (and guys) see Jason they do want to touch themselves but only because they sure as hell don't want to catch anything this guy has...well almost anyone; after playfully giving Jason's number to another contestant, Ryan purportedly took his number and put it on speed dial. And as for the comments from Katy Perry? If a girl who is f--king man-whore and reknown skank Russell Brand says you make her feel dirty? She is basically calling you Pete Doherty.
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