It has been some time since I've wanted to start a blog and I figure why not start now...it being a new year and all.
Now please don't think that it was a "New Year's resolution" to start my own blog. Resolutions are for losers. Harsh, you say? I think not.
Now please don't think that it was a "New Year's resolution" to start my own blog. Resolutions are for losers. Harsh, you say? I think not.
Think back to all of the times (maybe even including this year) that you made a resolution only to break it...perhaps it did not happen on the second day of the year or perhaps even the second week...by the end of the year, I can safely bet that you broke it.
No more cigarettes? Remember that time you drank too much and then lit up in the bar?
Time to diet. I guess we won't count that box of Pringles you downed in one sitting…you fat f-ck. You know what they say: once you pop, you can't stop.
No more red meat? Pull your panties back up you little b-tch and eat like a man. If G-d did not want us to eat red meat, he would not have invented cows nor Ruth's Chris Steak House.
No more cigarettes? Remember that time you drank too much and then lit up in the bar?
Time to diet. I guess we won't count that box of Pringles you downed in one sitting…you fat f-ck. You know what they say: once you pop, you can't stop.
No more red meat? Pull your panties back up you little b-tch and eat like a man. If G-d did not want us to eat red meat, he would not have invented cows nor Ruth's Chris Steak House.
Yes, if you made a resolution at some point in your past, I am calling you a loser...get over it.
Anyway, this first blog is simply a nice outlet for me to let loose on news of the day, favorite television shows and movies, or perhaps just an idiot that bothered me during the day. In time, I hope that this creative outlet allows me to start writing the movie that has been developing in my head for some time...and no I will not tell you about it as I believe you will try to steal my idea.
I am who I am and I warn you now that should you decide to follow this blog, I will insult you in one way or another. Political correctness is a bunch of bullsh-t reserved for full of sh-t politicians and some of my closest friends. I push the envelope, I cross the line, and f-ck yeah, I like it!
Welcome and enjoy the ride.
I am who I am and I warn you now that should you decide to follow this blog, I will insult you in one way or another. Political correctness is a bunch of bullsh-t reserved for full of sh-t politicians and some of my closest friends. I push the envelope, I cross the line, and f-ck yeah, I like it!
Welcome and enjoy the ride.
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