Final Thoughts

How long until a major music artist records the hottest song to hit the Internet, “Pants on the Ground” made famous by General Larry Platt? I guarantee that it will be sung by someone big during the finale of “American Idol” if not before. Amateurs are already all over it online (with a few really good ones…check out the second video and the chick in the last video).

US Magazine reports that Kate Gosselin hates her $7,000 hair extensions. Four things: 1) People would kill for $7,000 in this economy...especially when not wasted on your ratty hair. 2) Besides sticking a cork in your va-jay-jay, stick a cork in that mouth of yours as well…no wonder that Ed Hardy-wearing guy dropped you. 3) Who cares? 4) I hate you (if you couldn’t tell that already).

If things ever go south with my wife, do you think Mila Kunis might consider dating me? I think she has now become my #1…sorry Rachel Bilson looks like you’ll have to get in line!

January 22nd will be a dark day for television when Conan O’Brien signs off network television for an unknown period of time. The good news is that when he is back, he will most likely end up on Fox where he can go back to the quality talk show that he conducted at the 12:35 time slot. The truth is that The Tonight Show with Conan at 11:35 was not a great show because Conan had to pander to old f-cks with no sense of humor who have been mainstays of the Tonight Show. Welcome back Masturbating Bear, I can’t wait to see you again!

While Conan O’Brien will be greatly missed when he goes off the air next week, there may be no funnier interviewer than late night talk show host Craig Ferguson. Without notes for each interview, Ferguson knows how to conduct a fun and many times completely off-topic interview with his guests.

While not a viewer of “The Bachelor”, do the chicks on this show really think they’re going to find love? The romnatic in me wants to think that they’re in it for love, but the realist in me thinks that they must be going on it to break into showbiz. Perhaps these folks have to look at a few track records for this show. First, the only people that actually got a good amount of press were Trista and Ryan and where are they now? Second, it seems the track record for Bachelor couples is even worse than the divorce rate (~50%) in this country.