I heard today that Nancy Kerrigan's father died recently, possibly by the hands of her brother. Some say they could hear Nancy screaming, "Why me?!" and that the police are seeking Jeff Gilooly and Tonya Harding for further questions. Hey, at least her brother didn't go after their father's knees. And yes, I am going to hell.
Fabrice "Fab" Moran, half of legendary duo Milli Vanilli claims in today's USA Today, "In pop, R&B and hip-hop, just about everyone uses some sort of processing. This has almost become part of the sound today ... and people expect it." Twenty years later, "what we were crucified for you see everywhere". Moran, granted there is too much lip synching going on today (hey Britney!), but lip synching and NOT ACTUALLY SINGING THE LYRICS are totally different things.
Why is it that women make up 57% of students in college yet only represent 43% of the workforce (according to a 2003 study)?
The "Titanic" sunk once again when "Avatar" became the highest grossing worldwide film of all-time with $1.859 billion. The U.S. record should fall by next weekend at the latest. At this rate, James Cameron will be the wealthiest man in the world with his next film!
In spite of his deep religious beliefs, G-d hates Tim Tebow as much as I do failing him numerous times during practice for the upcoming Senior Bowl. How does the 6th round sound Timmy Boy?
Speaking of G-d, why is it that celebrities only thank him when they win awards and/or big games but they never thank him when they lose?
You whip out one snake at a boy's birthday party and every goes running and complaining. Gee.
Favorite text from last night: I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date. REPLY: You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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