Used the last bit of toilet paper yesterday at work...safe to say that the next guy was s--t out of luck?
Hey budddy, the best time to pick your nose is NOT when you're passing a vehicle...I, along with most people, are always curious who is passing our vehicle and naturally look at the driver. Thanks for the laugh.
To the wench who was smoking in her vehicle while her child was in his/her child seat in the backseat: F--k you! It is bad enough that you are going to rob your child of his mother when you die early from cancer, but shame on you for exposing your child to secondhand smoke. And by the way...I am sure that little Jimmy/little Suzy just loves going to school smelling like an ashtray!
There is no one more brazen than Tiger Woods after reportedly putting his mistress on the phone with his wife to deny the affair. Of course, he probably should have avoided the Ambien which allowed his wife to get a hold of his phone and text his mistress as if she were Tiger. Not so grreeeeeatttt (says Tony the Tiger).
Riding the wave of good news these days for our President, Obama encountered another embarrassing encounter when an affair one of his adviser's was outed by the mistress herself through billboards in SF, Atlanta, and Times Square. As for the adviser, Oracle President Charles Phillips, one would have expected that this very wealthy guy could have at least pulled some better tail.
Is it seriously possible for service fees to go higher for concerts and sporting events? Of course...and I am sure it will happen once Ticketmaster and Live Nation merge.
Rumors have Brangelina breaking up...foreign countries pray for them to stay together so that they're not left with additional orphans.
Please tell me that CBS is not simply a whorish network and will use good judgment when considering a Super Bowl ad for pro-life organization, Focus on the Family. Tim Tebow is a fine quarterback, however the only thing I want to see him throwing around is a football, not his pro-life viewpoints. This is one ad and quarterback I hope to see sacked.
Perhaps it is just me, but I cannot help but smile and sing along when Huey Lewis & the News is on.
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